First they came...
The NSA is spying on every single person in this photo, because everybody in existence is in this photo (except for Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins).
First they came for the sysadmins, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a sysadmin.
Then they came for the Tor users, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Tor user.
Then they came for the journalists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a journalist.
Then they came for the civil rights leaders, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a civil rights leader.
Then they came for the politically active, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not politically active.
Then they came for the World of Warcraft players, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a World of Warcraft player.
Then they came for the Cubans, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Cuban.
Then they came for the Bahamians, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Bahamian.
Then they came for the protest groups, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not in a protest group.
Then they came for the wankers, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a wanker (but they are).
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.